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Wedding Quotations
I love being married. It's so great to find
that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
-
Rita Rudner
Marriage requires a person to prepare 4 types
of "Rings": Engagement Ring Wedding Ring, Suffering, Enduring!
-
Author Unknown
Keep your eyes wide open before marriage,
half shut afterwards
- Benjamin
Franklin
Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get
used to it, it's not so hot.
-
Author Unknown
Always get married early in the morning. That
way, if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted a whole day. - Mickey
Rooney
Compromise: An amiable arrangement between
husband and wife whereby they agree to let her have her own way.
-
Author Unknown
Bachelors know more about women than married
men; if they didn't, they'd be married too.
-
H.L. Mencken
The most dangerous food is wedding cake
-
American Proverb
The woman cries before the wedding; the man
afterward.
- Author Unknown
I don't worry about terrorism. I was married
for two years
- Sam Kinison
Getting married is very much like going to a
restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see
what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that.
-
Author Unknown
Marriage is really tough because you have to
deal with feelings... and lawyers
-
Richard Pryor
The secret of a happy marriage remains a
secret
- Henny Youngman
No man is regular in his attendance at the
House of Commons until he is married
-
Benjamin Disraeli
Marrying a man is like buying something
you've been admiring for a long time in a shop
You may love it when you get it home, but it doesn't always go with
everything in the house.
- Jean Kerr
Wedding Quotations
I love being married. It's so great to find
that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
-
Rita Rudner
Marriage requires a person to prepare 4 types
of "Rings": Engagement Ring Wedding Ring, Suffering, Enduring!
-
Author Unknown
Keep your eyes wide open before marriage,
half shut afterwards
- Benjamin
Franklin
Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get
used to it, it's not so hot.
-
Author Unknown
Always get married early in the morning. That
way, if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted a whole day. - Mickey
Rooney
Compromise: An amiable arrangement between
husband and wife whereby they agree to let her have her own way.
-
Author Unknown
Bachelors know more about women than married
men; if they didn't, they'd be married too.
-
H.L. Mencken
The most dangerous food is wedding cake
-
American Proverb
The woman cries before the wedding; the man
afterward.
- Author Unknown
I don't worry about terrorism. I was married
for two years
- Sam Kinison
Getting married is very much like going to a
restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see
what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that.
-
Author Unknown
Marriage is really tough because you have to
deal with feelings... and lawyers
-
Richard Pryor
The secret of a happy marriage remains a
secret
- Henny Youngman
No man is regular in his attendance at the
House of Commons until he is married
-
Benjamin Disraeli
Marrying a man is like buying something
you've been admiring for a long time in a shop
You may love it when you get it home, but it doesn't always go with
everything in the house.
- Jean Kerr
